Further Theses, or, Kim’s Moment of Maximum Leverage

A little over 2 years ago, I posted my Theses on the Korean Problem,* concluding:

The President’s [then-, and before at least two later escalations of the trade war, recently tweeted] suggestion that China would get a better trade deal by taking unspecified measures against the Pyongyang regime will be given no warmer reception as a “tweet” than it was given over the luncheon table at Mar al Lago.

From the domestic U.S. perspective, it should be noted that by his own terms, Trump is offering to allow China to continue “raping” the U.S. and stealing the jobs of American workers if China will help us out with our North Korean problem.  This is what he calls “making America great again.”  What is to be feared is that Trump will take out his frustration with China in some rash action against North Korea.  Hit them with a few Tomahawks, and they will hit back.

We have no way of knowing whether Trump has persisted in his attempt to link U.S.-China trade peace to Chinese support against the Pyongyang regime, or at what stage he might renew that effort.  Whether it produces any concrete improvement in our Central American refugee crisis or not, the superficial success of his recent Mexican gambit can only serve to increase the chances Trump will, contrary to the (potentially frantic) urgings of his trade negotiators, try linking a deal with China to some anti-Kim commitment from Beijing.  If Trump does this and is insistent about it, it would certainly mean that no trade deal happens.  Whether a moment of maximum leverage is approaching for Xi, and if so what moment that might be, are subjects for a separate posting, however.

As for the Korean situation, Trump’s personal diplomacy and his bruited warm friendship with Little Rocket Man have taken the Tomahawk Chop “off the table,” at least until Trump is willing to renounce his friendship with Kim.  Not even Fox News would be able to spin that development as anything other than an admission that Trump’s huge charisma and magical deal-making powers somehow failed to work on the Korean problem.  Actually, no significant new anti-Pyongyang measure could be taken by the Administration without making the same admission (tacitly, of course – frank admissions never come from this White House).

Kim has already demonstrated his ability to take advantage of this “friendship.”  Over a year since the first love-feast has passed, and not only has there been no progress toward de-nuclearization, but Pyongyang has even: (1.) published its definition of that term, which begins with the removal from the Korean peninsula of all forces of that notorious nuclear power, the U.S. of A.; (2.) openly pressed forward with development of short- and medium-range ballistic missiles capable of delivering nuclear warheads; and (3.) probably opened at least one new secret underground facility for uranium enrichment.  There is no reason to suppose that Kim has done anything but (at a minimum) improve his ability to sprint to the compilation of a substantial stockpile of nuclear weapons and the completion of a capable ICBM, as soon as he may feel either confident of doing so in secrecy or free to renounce any commitment to denuclearization.  Yet Trump has not done so much as press for a deadline for future talks.

Trump’s boasting about his personal diplomacy and the skepticism of all expert opinion on the subject are bound to create one of the themes of the 2020 Presidential campaign.  Sometime in the latter stages of the campaign – August or October? – will come a period during which the obvious explosion of the Trump-Kim “friendship” would provide the most useful material for Trump’s opponent to use against him (I was going to say, “would prove the most embarrassing for the Trump forces,” but the shameless cannot feel embarrassment).

Kim, who has the measure of Trump and is determined to solidify his permanent membership in the nuclear club, surely knows this.  A breakout move on his nuclear stockpile or ICBM or both at this time, however solemnly attested by the hated “intelligence community,” would simply be denied by the Administration as long as Kim does Trump the favor of denying it himself.  Any doubt that this will work for Trump, at least as well as the rest of his playing to the base works, should be dispelled by the mere mention of the names Vladimir Putin and Mohammad bin Salman.

Kim’s goal is presumably the Finlandization of South Korea.  When he has plenty of nukes and the missiles to land them with anywhere in his neighborhood, while the U.S. is still whistling his tune of denial and kumbaya, then South Korea, Taiwan and Japan will face the stark choice: continue to ignore the demise of the American post-War order or accept satellitization by Communist China/North Korea.  Will the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty evaporate under the rays of a new Rising Sun, or is Japan a permanently spent force that knows it is spent?  And which outcome will be worse for Great-Again America?

Such were the questions on the table at the Two Pleasant Luncheons in the East, but we may be sure that only one side recognized them.

* Theses on the Korean Problem

Sanctions and Kleptocrats

5/22: President Donald Trump said the U.S. is reconsidering penalties against Chinese telecommunications maker ZTE Corp. as a favor to the country's president Xi Jinping, prompting members of Congress to warn him against softening the punishment.

"The president asked me to look into that and I am doing it," Trump told reporters at the White House.

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6/20: President Trump urged Republican lawmakers not to scuttle his administration’s efforts to help the Chinese telecom firm ZTE, warning them that his reprieve for the company was part of a broader geopolitical negotiating strategy.

Mr. Trump and Republican lawmakers met at the White House to discuss the fate of the company, which had been banned by the Commerce Department from buying American products this year as punishment for violating American sanctions. The administration has since lifted that ban at Mr. Trump’s request and over the objections of lawmakers, who voted Monday to reinstate the penalties on ZTE.

Even though his own Commerce Department had identified ZTE's sanctions violations as serious, deliberate and serial, Mr. Trump ordered the Department to water down the penalties, which would have put ZTE out of business, after President Xi Jinping of China personally lobbied him to reconsider.

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Well.  How 'bout them apples.

And here I'd been wondering how the U.S. got Russia and China to use their Security Council seats not to veto but to affirm tough sanctions against Iran and North Korea; thinking that the Obama and then Trump Administration's diplomats deserved congratulations.

I'll bet Putin and Xi feel they deserved more than that.  And now that Trump has redefined (sc. abolished) the whole concept of government ethics, how can it be long before they start getting it? Lunch at Scarpetta, ambassadorial table-talk nobody else can quite overhear (without electronic assistance): "Really quite necessary, I am sorry to say. But mon cher, are you quite sure the provisions on aluminum are strict enough? Pass the butter, please."

Larry Kudlow Leaves Little Patent Pumps All Slobbery

Another perfect non sequitur

Kudlow called the document all seven participants had approved before Trump left Quebec “a good communiqué.”  Then he says it was Trump’s duty to take back his approval of this good communiqué because when Trump was “barely on the plane” Canadian P.M. Trudeau held a press conference and in response to one of the questions affirmed that Canada would be proceeding with the imposition of retaliatory tariffs as a counter-action to the U.S. tariffs on Canadian goods which Kudlow’s beloved leader has now put into effect.

Kudlow acknowledged that Trudeau wasn’t saying anything he hadn’t said before.  But he said this time was different because Trudeau said it after U.S. approval of “a successful G-7 communiqué which President Trump and the others all worked in good faith to put a statement together.”

One wonders whether the other heads of government knew that if Trump worked with them “in good faith to put a statement together,” they could never again say anything displeasing to Trump.  Perhaps if they’d known this was part of the deal they would have walked away.

Kudlow didn’t say in what way Trudeau’s remarks were inconsistent with the text of the joint statement, or how anything said at the P.M.’s press conference made the good communiqué any less good.

“No! No –” Well, Yes, But the Other Guy Started It

Reminded by his interlocutor that Trump reneged on the good G7 communiqué, Kudlow exclaimed “No!”  Evidently sensing that such blank denial might prove a difficult line to maintain, he quickly resorted to offering an explanation.  “Then Trudeau decided to attack the President.  That’s the key point.” And as everybody knows, “if you attack [Trump] he’s going to fight back.”

But if Trudeau was only saying the same things he had said before the G7 meeting, and then it wasn’t so threatening an “attack” on Trump that it kept him from coming to Quebec and working with the other leaders to put together the good communiqué approved by all, why would Trudeau’s saying the same things again be so frightening and dangerous an “attack” as to compel the President to withdraw his approval of the statement?

Trudeau denounced the tariffs Trump unilaterally imposed as illegal, implying that Trump’s use of the “national defense” exception to America’s trade agreements is (at least as applied to Canadian steel and aluminum) a sham.  But he said nothing at all about Donald J. Trump.  Apparently, Kudlow sees any criticism of Trump’s policies as an attack on Trump, and thinks it’s not only desirable but noble and Presidential of Trump to “fight back.”

But even if we take it for granted that the personal feelings and proclivities of Donald J. Trump are what matter here, next to which the friendships of great nations and the prosperity and welfare of tens and hundreds of millions of ordinary humans count as nothing, why didn’t our fearless leader turn Air Force One around, go back to Quebec, seek Justin Trudeau out and punch him on the nose?  Or slap the weak Canadian’s face with one of his tiny gloves?

Why, even assuming Trump had been “attacked” by Trudeau and might properly have sought to “fight back” against him, should such fighting back take the shape of renouncing the good communiqué Trump worked so hard with all the other leaders (five-sixths of whom were not Trudeau) to put together?  Why wasn’t publicly calling our neighbor’s elected leader “weak and dishonest” enough of a personal counterattack?

And even if “weak and dishonest” wasn’t nearly enough, maybe instead of withdrawing consent to the good communiqué which was the product of so much hard, collaborative effort (weren’t we supposed to picture sweat pouring from Donald’s furrowed brow – long, long after midnight?) the five non-sinning national leaders would have preferred that Trump just heap some more of his intelligent insults on the Frenchified little panty-waist.  Stuck-up, stunted know-it-all. Low-energy, crooked, goofy, crazy, lyin’ Justin.  Assuming he could find good insults that aren’t reserved for use on fellow Republicans, Trump might have fought back and enjoyed himself, while letting previously settled international agreements alone.  Guess Kudlow didn’t think of that.

On to Singapore!

As far as I know, Kim Jong Un has only identified the U.S. cities he would hit with his atom-tipped ICBMs.  He hasn’t threatened Canada.  Neither has Canada pledged that if necessary it will use its nuclear weapons in defense of South Korea and Japan in order to keep those states from renouncing the NNPT and developing bombs of their own.  (For one thing, Canada hasn’t got nuclear weapons.)  But Kudlow says Trudeau “should have known better” than to irritate Trump while he was flying off to shake hands with the North Korean dictator.  Trump’s got to “stand strong” in Singapore, so he’s “not going to allow the people to suddenly take pot shots at him.”  What’s “sudden” about Trudeau saying the same things he’s said before, things in no way inconsistent with the now-dishonored (by Trump) communiqué, Kudlow doesn’t explain, but apparently it’s got something to do with Trump’s travel plans.

I’m not sure if Kudlow means it’s OK for Trump to “take it all back” as long as he does so before he lands in Washington – a sort of aeronautical king’s-x.  (Maybe if he kept his little fingers crossed, too?)  But we are only too likely to hope he does, and Trump does, after the Singapore summit ends.  The wily and blood-stained tyrant will probably show the world why the Greeks considered sycophancy an Oriental art.  Likely he will outdo even Lickspittle Larry, and so leave deal-maker Trump stripped down to his gold teeth.

Our next lesson will be that the Fearless Leader, naked or not, remains fully clad in the eyes of his “base” until and unless Fox News tells them otherwise.  (And why should it make that ratings-shattering mistake?)  Woe to those who then look to Republican Senators for salvation!

Europe's U.D.I.?

Unless the mullahs ride to the rescue of Donald Trump, the implications of the Administration’s decision to renounce the Iran Nuclear pact will soon confront European leaders with a stark choice: to accept humiliation or to defy the United States.  Britain, France and Germany have already indicated their willingness to remain bound by the pact.  Russia and China don’t need to give any such indication, since there is no reason to suspect they have ever had any inclination to withdraw.

If the mullahs allow Rouhani to try keeping the pact alive as between Iran and the five aforementioned powers, then the European leaders can either announce their willingness to cooperate with him or declare their inability to resist American dictation by ordering their nationals to observe all of America’s restrictions on dealings with Iran.

The former course would be practical in only one way, and that would be through the implementation of an “all for one and one for all/reciprocal sanctions” policy by Britain, France, Germany, Russia and China.  If (1.) an American secondary sanction against a national of one country is treated as a sanction against all nationals of all five countries (and any customs union that one or more of the five can persuade to collaborate – e.g., the E.U.); and (2.) the five respond to any such sanction with an immediate, reciprocal sanction against all U.S. nationals, then even the current Administration would presumably think long and hard before trying to impose sanctions on a non-U.S. national for dealing with Iran.

If the remaining five announced the policies described above, and meant it, then for the U.S. to try to force a foreign company to observe U.S. restrictions on dealings with Iran could quickly lead to the isolation of the United States and the division of the world economy between the U.S. and its collaborators (for instance, Canada and Mexico would probably have to side with the U.S., against their better judgments -- Japan being the great wildcard here) and the rest of the world.  This “World War III of Trade” would be disastrous for the world economy and even if it led to a negotiated peace (between the two sides just identified) that peace, even under the most optimistic (from the U.S.’ perspective) assumptions, would almost certainly include the displacement of the dollar as the international currency of account. (Lucky for us, though, China probably doesn't want to wage this war -- yet.)

That, in turn, would likely make it impractical for the U.S. to keep running its budget in deficit.  This might lead to the downfall of the One Percent here, or the submergence of the 99, but either way a period of still sharper division and still more fulsome rancor within the American polity would be inevitable.  (This prognostication could safely be made without regard to the Iran deal, withdrawal from the same and any international political-economic ramifications thereof, but the division of the world economy into U.S. and non-U.S. hemispheres and the consequent displacement of the dollar would “shrink the pie” and thus increase the intensity of this contest by at least an order of magnitude.)

Now, the great pact of the Four plus One (the nuclear-power signatories, apart from the U.S., plus Germany) to mutually resist U.S. coercion in the matter of Iran sanctions which I have described is not likely to come about.  It would be Europe’s declaration of independence from the U.S., but the Europeans are likely to recognize the coronation of Putin that it would imply.  But what if Putin, recognizing his great chance, offers convincing promises of good behavior?

“Europe” has no leaders (because it doesn’t exist and thanks to Brexit never will), and British, French and German businessmen will have no problem truckling under to the political dictation of the United States, especially since few have any burning interest in Iranian opportunities.  The individual governments are likely to announce ineffectual policies of seeking to “muddle through” any secondary sanctions difficulties.  The Chinese will have the sense not to try to bring about the Great Bifurcation of the world economy without solid European cooperation, and it’s not clear that they would want to bring it about now, anyway.  Putin will recognize that Russian action without the cooperation of the rest of the Four plus One would merely demonstrate Russia’s economic insignificance.  That would leave each of the five to deal with its humiliation as best it may.

Recognizing that (formally) unilateral U.S. sanctions are therefore likely to be highly effective, the mullahs most likely will not give Rouhani the chance to try to keep the pact, sans U.S., alive.  In fact, Rouhani could be lucky if they give him a chance to leave the country.  But if Rouhani should be allowed to pursue “the deal without the U.S.” and there should be signs of a flurry of diplomatic activity among the Four plus One – then watch out. The World War III of Trade could be about to be declared.  The smart money would “go to cash” – but what kind of cash?  Dollars, euros, yen or yuan?  Without knowing the winner, gold might be the safest bet.

When it comes to leaving itself a graceful way to back down, the Trump Administration is about as skillful as the Iranian theocracy. (On the other hand, Trump’s “base” will not know or believe that he has backed down unless Fox News tells them so. Once again the world’s fate may be in the hands of Rupert and sons.)  But the British and Europeans are good at backing down.  So look for the Iranian nuclear project to resume, and let’s see what Bolton does.

Theses on the Korean Problem

Theses on the Korean Problem

Major Propositions:

1.      The road distance from Dandong on the Yalu to Shenyang (historically, Mukden) pop. ca. 7 million, is about 100 miles, to Beijing about 550 miles. Korea's border of almost 1,000 miles stretches along two of China's historical Three Eastern Provinces whose combined population exceeds 70 million.

2.      South Korea's combination of a vibrant market-oriented economy with a lively democracy enjoying wide participation would have made a worrisome neighbor and model to the Chinese Communist regime before the recent fall of the government in Seoul.  Spontaneous large-scale demonstrations against corruption leading to replacement of top leaders is probably the stuff of nightmares for CPC leadership.  To them, South Korea looks like an American colony, only worse.

3.      China could cause the present North Korean regime to disappear with relative ease; replacing it – as the U.S. recently learned in Iraq – is another matter altogether.

4.      The reunification of Germany could be taken as a model for the likely form that reunification of Korea would take if the Communist regime in the North were to fall – except that the GDR was much closer to economic and cultural parity with its Western-oriented counterpart than North Korea is to South Korea, and therefore the triumph of capitalism can be expected to be much more rapid and complete.

5.      Again resorting to the German analogy, the Pyongyang regime of the Workers’ Party of Korea is clearly more brittle, less capable of adaptation and accommodation than was the Berlin establishment run by the Socialist Unity Party.  In other words, the existing totalitarian system in North Korea must either remain in total and rigid control or else vanish.  Its fall would create a vacuum which the South Korean system would inevitably and fully occupy.

Lesser Propositions:

6.      Because it is one of the Big Five, all of whom would necessarily prefer that only the Big Five have nuclear weapons, if for no other reason – and there are a number of other reasons – China cannot be happy with the present North Korean regime.

7.      Despite the long border, the nature of Han Chinese society and of the CPC’s (now semi-) totalitarian regime would make it relatively easy for China to deal with any “flood of refugees” resulting from upheaval on the Korean peninsula.  Refugees simply would not get in, or if they did they’d be rapidly and unceremoniously transported back, whatever degree of coercive force might be needed.

Inferences:

To the Chinese government, the inherent problems presented by the continuation of the present regime in Pyongyang are much less serious than the highly likely negative consequences of the collapse of that regime, and such collapse would likely ensue if Pyongyang were subjected to any serious meddling.  Those negative consequences are of existential dimensions (from the CPC perspective) and therefore Beijing would be induced to “lean” seriously on Pyongyang only by extremely serious and effective external pressure.  But no other power, including the U.S., is in a position to exert such pressure.

The President’s suggestion that China would get a better trade deal by taking unspecified measures against the Pyongyang regime will be given no warmer reception as a “tweet” than it was given over the luncheon table at Mar al Lago

From the domestic U.S. perspective, it should be noted that by his own terms, Trump is offering to allow China to continue “raping” the U.S. and stealing the jobs of American workers if China will help us out with our North Korean problem.  This is what he calls “making America great again.”  What is to be feared is that Trump’s will take out his frustration with China in some rash action against North Korea.  Hit them with a few Tomahawks, and they will hit back.

The Terrible Tapp

Awful Aural Acquisition,
or,
the Terrible Tapp

Saturday morning, the President published his declaration that he had “just found out” that “Obama had [his] ‘wires tapped’ in Trump Tower just before the victory.”  About the same time, the New York Times was reporting that apparently someone in or closely associated with Trump’s organization had been under surveillance sometime during the campaign.  On Monday, in defense of the President’s weekend accusations, his press secretary offered the observation that “There's enough out there now that makes one wonder how some of this happened without the existence of surveillance.”

Where is “out there,” and exactly what is this sufficiency that makes the press secretary wonder? We are in a strange moment.  Clearly, there are intercepted communications whose content has not been made public even though the existence of these intercepts has caused and is causing political events to occur.  The fate of Gen. Flynn is a clear example, and who knows whether the actual or suspected existence of some similar record is behind Sec’y Sessions’ sudden partial recovery from amnesia concerning his conversations with Ambassador Kislyak?

We now know that a Russo-Ukrainian working for Paul Manafort while Manafort was Trump’s campaign manager was under surveillance as part of a U.S. counter-espionage effort.  Konstantin Kilimnik has claimed credit for getting the Platform Committee of the Republican National Convention to delete anti-Russian content from the hallowed party platform, and has said he was ordered to do it by Donald Trump himself.  The possibility, even the likelihood, that surveillance of Kilimnik resulted in the interception of communications that would compromise Manafort, if not Trump himself, is obvious.

Would surveillance of a Kilimnik necessarily have been limited to measures taken by the FBI, with communications interception only pursuant to a FISA warrant?  I think not.  Kilimnik’s communications with his foreign (presumably Russian) controller could have been intercepted by the FBI, the CIA or the NSA without any warrant.  They could also have been intercepted by any number of foreign agencies and then shared, most likely with the CIA. A foreign source could even have provided encrypted communications to a US agency which alone has the ability to decrypt them.

Of course, if there was a FISA warrant out for the interception of Kilimnik’s communications, it would have followed him into the Trump Tower and into Trump’s office or Trump’s bathroom. Even though the utterances of "US person" participants would have been subject to "minimization," a pre-minimization version would exist somewhere. And there is a world of non-FISA possibilities. Dutch Intelligence (acronym BVD) could have been planting nanomikes anywhere.  The Donald could have the BVD in his BVDs, for all we know.  Transcripts, in unmarked envelopes, could be landing in mailboxes all over D.C., northern Virginia and southwestern Maryland.

How many Kilimniks there were or are, and how close to Trump, are matters unknown at present (to the general public, anyway).  Does Trump know of a damning intercept, or does he merely suspect the existence of one?  Either way, the rationale for his “irrational” accusatory tweets is pretty obvious.

A deep, dark vein of mindless fear and loathing of Barack Obama runs through one half of the American psyche, and Donald Trump launched his political career by tapping into it.  Preposterous Birtherism was useful to Trump, and now he hopes to make use of a preposterous association between Tyrant Obama and his cruel and oppressive act of intercepting communications to deflect attention from the content of the intercepted communications.  (A survey of alt-right sources reveals that the myth of Obama's Surveillance State is already being ginned up.) That there will be no connection, or only the most attenuated of connections, between Obama and the wicked “tapp” will make no difference to Trump’s adherents.

Dear Uncle No. 1, or Breaking All the Rules

Kelly – Smooth Like Jelly, But Weak, So Weak (When Will You Hear "You’re Fired!")

L.A. Times, 2-7-17:

President Trump's top Homeland Security official took responsibility Tuesday for the haphazard rollout of Trump's restrictions on entry into the U.S., a striking claim because he was largely left out of the crafting of the order.

The confusion surrounding the execution of the order is "all on me,” Homeland Security Secretary John F. Kelly told the House Homeland Security Committee in his first appearance before Congress since Trump temporarily halted refugees and barred entry for people to the U.S. from seven Muslim-majority countries.

Looking back, Kelly added, "I should have delayed it just a bit" to inform those directly affected by the order as well as members of Congress.

But the writing of the order and planning for its rollout was limited chiefly to a handful of senior White House advisors and agency lawyers, and Kelly found himself in the awkward position of defending the execution of a directive he didn’t see until the week it was issued and wasn’t told was coming until the day before it was signed.

"The thinking was to get it out quick so that people trying to come here to harm us could not take advantage of a period of time to jump on an airplane," he said.

In case your aluminum-foil hat conspiracy-theory knee-jerk reaction is to say, “See! That’s the kind of mainstream media fake news, made up out of whole cloth just to undermine Our Beloved Great and Rich Leader that Our Beloved Great and Rich Leader has warned us against,” I saw the video on C-SPAN (though at the moment I can’t remember which Congressional committee the Secretary was addressing) so you need to expand your conspiracy theory to include an extremely elaborate video deception operation as well.  Maybe the aluminum foil hat needs a lead lining.  Then perhaps you’d have no problem believing the elaborate-video-deception layer of the theory.  Alternatively, you could just call me a liar, too.

Did Kelly perform this noble, though essentially unconvincing, act of throwing himself under the bus without any White House encouragement?  One would tend to doubt it, but with this Administration who would really know?

Without trying to explain this disagreement with his HS Secretary, though, on the 16^th President Donald J. Trump declared that “the travel ban rollout was perfectly smooth.”

Just as a reminder, ICE staffs at the ports of entry – most significantly, at airports – had no warning or direction; they just got the text of the Executive Order the morning it was to go into effect.  At most ports of entry it was interpreted as including lawful permanent residents (almost entirely holders of “green cards”) returning from abroad.  Probably in response to threatened habeas corpus actions, ICE personnel urgently requested clarification from Washington.  The White House said they read it right, continue to detain those green-card re-entrants.  Then about ten hours later the White House said they read it wrong, there was no authority for detaining green-card holders.  Shortly after that, the President said the Exec. Order was perfectly clear, no way could it be read to include green-card holders, but he’d be happy to issue a clarifying statement.  Presumably, by then it was getting back to the White House that government lawyers defending the Exec. Order against the perfectly predictable court challenges were describing its facial applicability to LPRs as its Achilles’ heel.  The E.O. had not been vetted by the President’s Office of Legal Counsel, either.

However, presumably because legal advisors explained that the text of the E.O. could not be fixed, legally, by a mere clarifying statement, no such statement was issued.  Anyway, in addition to the LPR problem, foreigners who had traveled to the U.S. in reliance upon valid visas lawfully obtained from our State Department were being detained and/or summarily deported, creating chaos at major ports of entry.

But now we know that the rollout was perfectly smooth (Because Beloved Great and Rich Leader Hath Spoken It) I suppose Sec’y Kelly’s explanation for its non-smoothness should be overlooked in polite embarrassment, by well-bred persons.  Not being quite so well-bred, I’ll continue to look at it and talk about it (if only because the poor Cabinet Secretary was apparently taking his cue from another of his chief’s Twitter® tweets).  “The thinking was to get it out quick so that people trying to come here to harm us could not take advantage of a period of time to jump on an airplane” makes no sense, unless these bad guys who jump on planes without visas are also planning to slip past ICE when that plane lands in the U.S. – in which case, the “travel ban” would make no difference, anyway.  If you simply decree an immediate halt to the issuance of visas (something the President clearly does have authority to do) you avoid the chaos of detaining and deporting those attempting to enter on valid visas but you would not create a period which “people trying to come here to harm us could take advantage of … to jump on an airplane.”

See, Secretary Kelly, you have not absorbed one of the rules Our Beloved Great and Rich Leader has always lived by (though he has all this time avoided consciously formulating it): Never apologize for a mistake. Instead deny it was a mistake and question the honesty, patriotism, solvency, appearance and/or sanity of anyone daring to suggest you made a mistake.

Kelly, you looked weak.  You were supposed to say, “Rocky rollout!  What rocky rollout? Why, the rollout was perfectly smooth, perfectly smooth! If any of the lame-stream media ‘reported’ anything suggesting less-than-perfect smoothness, it’s just more fake news from the Very Dishonest ‘news’ organizations.  Chaos? There wasn’t even a moment of confusion, about anything whatever. It’s all lies, lies made up just to hurt me but worse than that, made up to hurt Our Beloved Great and Rich Leader.”

Only profoundly disturbed personalities live by such a rule, and usually reality squashes them and they end up as homeless ranters.  But sometimes they start out rich and through luck or bluff or fraud get richer.  And sometimes …